Sexy Christmas Gifts

We went Christmas shopping the other day.  That’s right, Christmas shopping!  Can you believe it?  The shops are full of Christmassy things, jingle bells (whiskey?), and big expensive presents to buy.  Personally I can’t claim to love the bustling shops with thousands of people.

This year I got in early, partly because of the infamous Christmas rush, and secondly this year, I bought online! Because I ordered a lot online I want to make sure there is stock available still! (Early worm and all!) For my brother-in-law I got a blu-ray dvd (Hulk, the original), and for my friends I got items from the KamaSutra range of body-care products. The Weekender Kit in Strawberry is my current favorite, and it’s a steal at only £20.99!

For my hubby I bought the Tenga Flip Hole… better the devil you know, girls!

If you’re looking for sensual, sexy gifts this xmas season, I have compiled a list of my current favourites, in no particular order!

Take my word – it’s a lot easier shopping online!

Kama Sutra Bedside Box – An elegant glass and wood boudoir box packed with bestselling KamaSutra goodies!

Shunga Erotic Massage Oil – These oils were carefully selected for their stimulating and energizing qualities. They slide smoothly and easily over your skin. No greasy sensations!

Sensual Couples Sexy Gift Box – The perfect erotic selection box to take on your erotic fantasy weekend of sexual pleasure, and will bring hours and hours of orgasmic fun!

Lelo Nea – Ergonomically designed to accommodate all those special places, with a porcelain finish, NEA is a handy, rechargeable and exceedingly quiet massager! Includes 1 Year Lelo warranty!

Lipstick Pink Halter Babydoll – New from Sensual Mystique, just love that colour!!

Lelo Yva in 18ct gold – ladies, if your man gives you one of these, he’s a keeper!

Poeme Chocolate Lovers Gift Experience – A decadent version of the usual body chocolate. From Bijoux Indiscrets.

The Cone in Black – a new twist on last year’s bestseller!

Ramsey Rabbit Bullet Vibrator – The cutest little bunny ever! A stunning little gift for open minded females that looks great and won’t break the bank…

Kama Sutra Treasures of the Sea – Ocean Scented bath magic! Turns every bath into a blue lagoon… I love the shell!!

Talking Vibrator – A silicone rabbit vibrator with two 3 minute and 20 second pre-recorded fantasy chips!

Monogamy Board Game – Explore new experiences together, have fun and take each other on a sexual adventure with this erotic boardgame! Recently awarded adult board game of the year!

TingleTip Electric Toothbrush Vibrator – The ultimate in secret sex toys! Remove your electric toothbrush head, replace with tingletip massage head, lay back and enjoy!

Satin Mini-Dress – Ho Ho Ho … tantalise his senses with this gorgeous chemise from Sensual Mystique…

Matt’s review on Fleshlight Masturbators

I own four Fleshlights and I thought it would be a great idea to share my opinions on the different types available to those of you who are still Fleshlight virgins.

The first one I ordered was the pink lady original and I have to say it is probably the one I’ve used most often. I am 7″ by 5.5″ and this seems to be a pretty good fit for me. This one also feels the most realistic (in my humble opinion), and I can last a really long time with it unlike the other ones I own. If you are getting your first one, I would definitely recommend! Did I mention the Fleshlight body is quite big? It seems almost too big, but right after the first use I found it to be pretty well sized.

The speed bump comes in close second. If you own a penis, you definitely have to own one of these!

Speed Bump

The sensation of all the tiny little nubs is absolutely incredible. Its like when your at the peak of your climax it just holds you there forever. It feels so good that it kinda hurts at the same time. If instant gratification is what you are after, this is your fleshlight – don’t expect to last long with this one.

“Cumming” in third is the ultra tight butt insert.

Butt Insert

This thing is EXTREMELY tight (the canal is only 1/4″ wide) and gives some pretty amazing sensations. I kinda wish I’d ordered a super tight instead because this is almost too tight. I can’t use it for very long at all.

The wonder wave is my least favorite.

Wonder Wave

I just think it feels really weird. The ridges are too big and too hard for me. Not that it feels bad, but it just isn’t as good as the others, but I have read some great reviews on it from other people, so maybe it’s just me!

Probably the best advice I can give to using these things is to warm them up REALLY well. Hot water out of the tap isn’t enough. Soaking it in water just cool enough to put your hand in for 6-7 minutes should do the trick, but these things lose heat pretty fast. First prize would be to get yourself one of the Fleshwarmer accessories, they have 2 heat settings and are electrical.

Cleanup is relatively fast. I thought that cleanup would be a big problem, and take a long time – but it really only takes a few seconds. I’m using a town hanger to hold it in place while it dries.

As far as lube goes, I’d recommend plain old Super Slik. It is really cheap and does the job just as well as astroglide or the ID glide stuff. At LingerieLicious they give it to you as a free gift anyway so works for me!

I’ve just been told that there is a USB adaptor that makes your Fleshlight interactive with your PC, I’m going to try this out asap and will let you know how it went!

Rock Chick Vibrator

Rock Chick

The Rock Chick Dildo looks unlike any other toy on the market. In fact, you probably wouldn’t know what do do with it at first glance! I love the colour of it and I love the fact that it is made from silicone – it’s soft and very easy to clean with toy cleaner. The packaging is also really simple and approachable.

As it was so different to anything that I have used before I had no assumptions but I was very eager to try it out!

Erotic toys are constantly evolving with new designs, manufacturing techniques and materials. The Rock-Chick is a unique dildo designed to give a gentle rocking motion as opposed to the more typical thrusting technique of most other dildos.

It’s unique shape is specifically designed to fit the contours of a woman’s body for simultaneous Vaginal “G” spot and clitoral stimulation. I had a few problems at first getting it into the right position so that it rocked properly against my clitoris. It also felt a little odd because it is bent right forward (to get to your g-spot) and most other toys are straight, but all it takes is getting used to!

It’s not mind-blowing in the same way as the vibrating ears of your favorite rabbit but it does hit the right spots very quickly!

The accompanying vibrating bullet has quiet vibrating options – wireless, wired and remote control – it creates an intense sensation from the gentle rocking of yours or your partner’s hand. The Rock Chick is small enough to throw into your travel bag and discreet enough to fool even the most discerning eye! Great to use alone or with a partner – thanks to it’s unique shape it won’t be intimidating to him.

At only £24.99 The Rock-Chick is a must have item for your collection! A great idea is to heat up your wand with hot tap water (1-2 minutes) for comforting warmth or cool it down in the freezer for an icy chill – adds a whole new level to your enjoyment!

Will I “stop rabbitting and start rocking” as the slogan suggests? Well, to put it this way, the rabbit is staying but I’ll definitely be rocking again and again!