Matt’s review on Fleshlight Masturbators

I own four Fleshlights and I thought it would be a great idea to share my opinions on the different types available to those of you who are still Fleshlight virgins.

The first one I ordered was the pink lady original and I have to say it is probably the one I’ve used most often. I am 7″ by 5.5″ and this seems to be a pretty good fit for me. This one also feels the most realistic (in my humble opinion), and I can last a really long time with it unlike the other ones I own. If you are getting your first one, I would definitely recommend! Did I mention the Fleshlight body is quite big? It seems almost too big, but right after the first use I found it to be pretty well sized.

The speed bump comes in close second. If you own a penis, you definitely have to own one of these!

Speed Bump

The sensation of all the tiny little nubs is absolutely incredible. Its like when your at the peak of your climax it just holds you there forever. It feels so good that it kinda hurts at the same time. If instant gratification is what you are after, this is your fleshlight – don’t expect to last long with this one.

“Cumming” in third is the ultra tight butt insert.

Butt Insert

This thing is EXTREMELY tight (the canal is only 1/4″ wide) and gives some pretty amazing sensations. I kinda wish I’d ordered a super tight instead because this is almost too tight. I can’t use it for very long at all.

The wonder wave is my least favorite.

Wonder Wave

I just think it feels really weird. The ridges are too big and too hard for me. Not that it feels bad, but it just isn’t as good as the others, but I have read some great reviews on it from other people, so maybe it’s just me!

Probably the best advice I can give to using these things is to warm them up REALLY well. Hot water out of the tap isn’t enough. Soaking it in water just cool enough to put your hand in for 6-7 minutes should do the trick, but these things lose heat pretty fast. First prize would be to get yourself one of the Fleshwarmer accessories, they have 2 heat settings and are electrical.

Cleanup is relatively fast. I thought that cleanup would be a big problem, and take a long time – but it really only takes a few seconds. I’m using a town hanger to hold it in place while it dries.

As far as lube goes, I’d recommend plain old Super Slik. It is really cheap and does the job just as well as astroglide or the ID glide stuff. At LingerieLicious they give it to you as a free gift anyway so works for me!

I’ve just been told that there is a USB adaptor that makes your Fleshlight interactive with your PC, I’m going to try this out asap and will let you know how it went!

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