Matt’s review on Fleshlight Masturbators

I own four Fleshlights and I thought it would be a great idea to share my opinions on the different types available to those of you who are still Fleshlight virgins.

The first one I ordered was the pink lady original and I have to say it is probably the one I’ve used most often. I am 7″ by 5.5″ and this seems to be a pretty good fit for me. This one also feels the most realistic (in my humble opinion), and I can last a really long time with it unlike the other ones I own. If you are getting your first one, I would definitely recommend! Did I mention the Fleshlight body is quite big? It seems almost too big, but right after the first use I found it to be pretty well sized.

The speed bump comes in close second. If you own a penis, you definitely have to own one of these!

Speed Bump

The sensation of all the tiny little nubs is absolutely incredible. Its like when your at the peak of your climax it just holds you there forever. It feels so good that it kinda hurts at the same time. If instant gratification is what you are after, this is your fleshlight – don’t expect to last long with this one.

“Cumming” in third is the ultra tight butt insert.

Butt Insert

This thing is EXTREMELY tight (the canal is only 1/4″ wide) and gives some pretty amazing sensations. I kinda wish I’d ordered a super tight instead because this is almost too tight. I can’t use it for very long at all.

The wonder wave is my least favorite.

Wonder Wave

I just think it feels really weird. The ridges are too big and too hard for me. Not that it feels bad, but it just isn’t as good as the others, but I have read some great reviews on it from other people, so maybe it’s just me!

Probably the best advice I can give to using these things is to warm them up REALLY well. Hot water out of the tap isn’t enough. Soaking it in water just cool enough to put your hand in for 6-7 minutes should do the trick, but these things lose heat pretty fast. First prize would be to get yourself one of the Fleshwarmer accessories, they have 2 heat settings and are electrical.

Cleanup is relatively fast. I thought that cleanup would be a big problem, and take a long time – but it really only takes a few seconds. I’m using a town hanger to hold it in place while it dries.

As far as lube goes, I’d recommend plain old Super Slik. It is really cheap and does the job just as well as astroglide or the ID glide stuff. At LingerieLicious they give it to you as a free gift anyway so works for me!

I’ve just been told that there is a USB adaptor that makes your Fleshlight interactive with your PC, I’m going to try this out asap and will let you know how it went!

WTF Do I do with The Cone Vibrator

Ok the reactions of people looking at buying the cone vibrator are generally along the lines of “Wow, it’s so big!” and “How do I use it??”.

The Cone is probably the most fashionable of vibrators next to the Rabbit. They come in the gorgeous pink colour that you all know and love and are also now available in black.  It’s unconventional shape has the potential to seem intimidating but don’t let that put you off! With 16 speed settings and a button that provides an instant orgasm you can’t go far wrong. You are provided with a booklet for suggested positions to be used either on your own or with a partner that is great to spark the imagination!

The Cone is packaged in a pyramid shaped pink package and you can immediately see the quality. The instructions are clear and precise and there are only two buttons a left and right one. Push the left one and it cycles through the 16 different settings for the vibrations programme, 1-15 are a steadily increasing tempo and power with 16 being the “orgasm mode” if you are pressed for time! The box is heavy due to the 3 ‘C’ cell batteries included! On opening the box you are presented with a light pink soft touch cone that was about 7″ wide at the base and about 5″ high. Because this vibe is a new type of concept and isn’t penis shaped you have to think about how it is to be used, the base is completely flat which makes it ideal to sit or squat on and the whole item is made of non slip rubber so is easy to handle. With it’s conical shape, the Cone is more about all over clitoral stimulation than about penetration, which is where most of the action happens anyway! (at least for most of us!)

A good position to get started with is kneeling on a comfy surface and lowering you on top of the cone. The first speed setting starts off so slow that you are able to get used to the shape and style of the Cone. I particularly enjoyed the variety of the settings as unlike some vibrators the cone is completely varied providing continual, pulsating and intermittent vibrations  something for every sort of situation and mood. The instant orgasm button really is an added bonus as it provides just the right amount of speed for that crucial moment, allowing you to have the control of your pleasure!

Positions are only limited to the extent of your imagination! This toy makes a great couple friendly toy and wont intimidate your man!!

The Cone really is the lazy girl’s vibrator!. Apart from altering the speed settings, you don’t have to do anything, you can literally just lie back and enjoy! And who wouldn’t want that?

UPDATE: Black is the new Pink! The Cone is now available in black…be one of the first to get your hands on this little black number!

TingleTip Secret Sex Toy Review

Only £9.95

Finally! A discreet sex toy that you can literally leave lying around and nobody will be any wiser. The TingleTip is a powerful, effective, discreet personal massager designed for clitoral stimulation. It is compatible with most Braun Oral-B electric toothbrushes except ‘Cross Action Power’ and ‘Sonic Complete’.

Why electric toothbrush, you ask? Did you know that an electric toothbrush vibrates at the speed most likely to produce an orgasm? You have had the perfect sex toy in your hands every day and might never have known! Cosmopolitan voted the TingleTip “Best in test” so I thought I would try it out and see if it was as great as everybody said it was!

On first impression it looks exactly like a toothbrush head, just without the bristles. It really would not look out of place on the bathroom shelf and nobody who saw it would be the wiser. It comes with it’s own little toy pouch, so you can take it with you wherever you go!

Ok so how do you use it?? Remove the normal head of your toothbrush and replace it with the TingleTip and voila! you have a vibrator. It might be a bit of a tight fit, but provided you have a compatible toothbrush there shouldn’t be any issues at all. It really was as easy as that. Make sure you use some water based lube to keep things going smoothly…

Well what can I say? It did the job in less than 60 seconds and resulted in a very intense orgasm! It was quite
noisy but I think that’s more to do with my ancient toothbrush than anything else! The toothbrush handle is very good for getting the correct angle, some might find the vibrations a bit too much for direct clit stimulation, some might enjoy it!

Because the TingleTip is removable and replaces the normal toothbrush head, this makes cleaning a breeze and its very hygienic. Just grab a bit of Antibacterial Toy Cleaner (which you should be using anyway with all your toys!) and you’re done.

Minor issue that I discovered that you should keep in mind… most Oral B electric toothbrushes have timers so it turns off every minute or 2! Great if you enjoy teasing yourself, frustrating if not! Also make sure that your electric toothbrush is fully charged, you wouldn’t want to run out of battery power at a crucial moment!

Everybody’s experiences may differ slightly, depending on which toothbrush you are using (as far as vibration speed and noise levels go), but all in all this is a really nifty little attachment and you couldn’t get more discreet if you tried. Great for travelling!! I’ll certainly be taking it with on my next holiday, wont you?